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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You are on the road.

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I'm on top of one of the airships making good use of my looky-loo.

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Much like you've seen on some of your other travels, empty and charred villages.

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Excuse me, are you Lara Moonbrook?

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Please don't take this the wrong way. You don't seem like you're a professional soldier.

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I'm not. I actually joined the militia because of you and what them decimators of dragons are doing.

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Wow. Well, thank you. It's all going to go super well, don't you think?

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We now see the full force of the Cult of the Dragon.

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Mercenaries, wizards, undead, and hundreds of dragons.

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Shit.

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Are you ready?

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I don't really think anybody could be ready for this, but I'm here with my friends

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and we're going to make it happen.

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What we can plan is potions of invisibility and get you as close to the location as we can.

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As you begin to disappear, he says, good luck.

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You belay down as the shield lets free.

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A giant falls directly in front of you and you nimbly leap up and over top of it.

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Guys, we're so fucking nimble.

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Just so goddamn nimble.

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A blue dragon falls to the ground with a bronze dragon on top of it, tearing it apart.

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You make it to the mountainside.

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The war raging on behind you, you enter one of the tunnels leading into the well of dragons

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and you hear voices coming from down the halls up ahead of you.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More.

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And with me today is Amy More.

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I am here.

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I have adopted my married name again.

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Everything is fine.

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Mom and dad aren't fighting anymore.

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And I play Thea Mastavia.

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Also with me, Tom Laird.

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I'm just very thrilled that that week long cliffhanger has been wrapped up

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nice and early in the episode.

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It's real good.

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I play Flint Firebeard.

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And Carla Johnson.

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I wish I had a quip, but I don't.

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I play new Laura Moonbrook.

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Sometimes not having a quip and saying you don't is just as good as having one.

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How's everybody feeling today?

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Like I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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Like, I mean, I'm not, but I am.

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I'm excited about it.

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But I'm excited.

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This is like, we're here and it's happening.

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Yeah.

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I mean, this might not be it, but like, this is definitely the beginning of it.

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Yes.

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All of it.

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Not Stephen King's it.

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Like, they're no clowns.

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Oh, my God.

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Don't give them ideas.

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Better not be a killer clown, Russ.

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I'm going to be so mad if there is.

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We get in there.

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Severin's fully in clown makeup.

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Pennywise.

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So this whole time, Tiamat has actually been Pennywise.

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With five clown heads.

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Yeah.

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Somehow less scary than actual like the normal Pennywise.

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I don't know.

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Maybe she's like in a portal and she's like, there are baby dragons down here.

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Come on.

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And then she gets each one of us to come into the portal with her.

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Yeah, it's exactly that.

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I mean, that would get me to go into a weird portal.

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So like you roll an insight check DC 46.

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Oh, y'all got to go in.

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You trust this weird dragon clown.

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Would that get Flint in there or would that get Tom in there?

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I mean, it would probably get Tom in there.

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Tom has no wilderness experience.

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Look, he's like, no, I would die in the wilderness.

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No, it would not go well for me.

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Especially with clown dragons.

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Geez.

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Clown dragon was like, I've got a lot of yard down here.

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I'd be in there in a moment.

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I mean, I've always kind of hated camping.

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So I've never really gone out of my way to learn things about the outdoors

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because it wasn't that interesting.

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If you want Tom to learn how to wilderness better,

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come join us over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And we're setting up goals where we're getting Tom wilderness experience.

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No, we're not doing that.

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I was going to say, are you going to choose like a personal struggle we're each having?

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Like Amy's going to pick up her French again.

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Once we hit $350, Amy has to commit to a French course.

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Please feel free to test her.

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I like this.

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I like this.

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It's bettering ourselves with the assistance of our patrons.

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I mean, I've been meaning to start doing yoga again,

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so that could be a goal for me.

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A stretch goal, if you will.

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Carla, what about you?

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Oh, you're perfect.

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You don't have to work.

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No, that's what I mean.

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I am so wildly imperfect.

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It could be any number of things.

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I don't know.

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What do you got?

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Roast me.

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Don't roast me.

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I can't handle it.

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No.

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Kindly roast me.

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Roast you.

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Gently, lightly toast me.

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You can't wear your hair up in a bun anymore.

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You have to wear your beautiful hair down all the time.

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I'd have to wash it more than once a week.

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See?

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It's probably good.

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So for Carla, we'd be buying shampoo.

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Yeah.

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Because her budget's going to go through the roof.

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It would.

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It's very expensive shampoo.

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I believe it.

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And Carla's got a lot of hair right now.

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So aside from what we need to all work on as ourselves,

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patrons get an episode dedicated to them every now and again.

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Or an episode shouted out to them.

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If you're listening to last episode.

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I got edited out.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Wow.

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Let's shout this one out to someone.

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Shout it out.

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We're shouting it out to ALex Kirk.

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Thanks ALex Kirk.

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You rock.

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Okay guys, there's danger coming.

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I know.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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Oh, it was serious.

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You have just entered a caldera leading into the well of the dragons.

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You are presently uncertain for how long.

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Still invisible.

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And you, taking a quick survey of this tunnel,

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see that it is a heavily used tunnel.

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There are lots of footsteps leading to and from this way in.

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You hear voices echoing from down the halls up ahead of you.

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And as you enter there is a choice for you.

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You can go left or you can go right.

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Do we assume we're heading like into the heart of the volcano?

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Yeah.

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Directionality wise, yes.

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All evil things happen at the heart of the volcano.

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I mean just if you're going to have a lair in the, in a,

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is it a dead volcano I guess?

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Like you want to be like in the dead volcano, right?

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Ask Dr. Evil.

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How far is that?

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Obviously I know we're going to go through tunnels and stuff,

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but like as the crow flies,

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what is my sense of the distance kind of to the middle?

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Like a mile or half a mile?

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Okay.

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Great.

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A kilometer.

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These are all in feet.

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Yeah, no, no, I just like, I mean, because a mountain,

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i.e. a volcano, could be enormous, right?

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So it could be like, we're going 20 miles to get to the center.

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It is not, it is not that far.

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Thank you for answering my question.

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Ish, give or take.

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Yeah, no, no, that's, that's cool.

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Don't quote me.

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I won't.

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We've been traveling for more than half a mile, Russ.

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We should be there by now.

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So it's not like 300 feet like the,

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from the entrance of Mount Doom to the pit

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where they can throw the ring in?

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Yeah.

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Negative.

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Okay.

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So do you, do you think that you have an idea of which way to go, Nularaaaa?

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Um.

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With your tracker ranger power?

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Well, see, normally if there was one dragon or even just a few,

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yes, because they're like my greater favorite enemy.

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So I would be able to use that information to know where they're coming from.

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But there's fucking hell of dragons outside.

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Plus we're not trying, like, hopefully there ain't no dragon in here yet, right?

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Like we're trying to find Severin before TMA gets here.

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A real big bad dragon shows up.

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So unfortunately I don't know that my,

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like that skill will not help us like direction right now.

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Can I look on the walls and see if there's a sign?

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Oh, good.

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A lot of people using this got it.

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They might need to know where to go.

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Got to be clear.

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Maybe it says mess hall this way and heart of evil lair that way.

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I don't know.

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Summoning room that way.

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You don't see a sign, but you hear footsteps coming from both directions now

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towards your present location.

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I think this should not make me uninvisible,

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but maybe tell me if it is going to make me uninvisible.

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But I don't think it should.

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But I would like to enact my armor of vulnerability

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so that I am immune to non-magical damage for 10 minutes.

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Yeah, sure.

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Once this special action is used, it can't be used again until next dawn.

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So yeah, you're on a 10 minute clock now.

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Let's pull out all the fucking stops.

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So what does Nulara do to enact this?

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Because I don't think we've ever used this before.

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I've never used it before.

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I was waiting to use all of my things in the final battle.

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I'm still going to forget about half of them,

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but I did read my character sheet today.

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You're welcome, teammates.

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I do my patented five snap move.

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And then it activates.

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To you, your armor begins to glow.

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The runes on it begin to illuminate, and it goes back within itself.

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As you see coming down the halls from one direction,

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five cult members from another direction,

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three guard drakes, and four more cult members.

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How much of the hallway are they taking up?

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Like, is there a little room that we could shuffle off to the side

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and maybe overhear them talk about where they're coming from

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and where they might be going to?

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The hallways about 20 feet wide.

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Yeah, it's a big, big lava tube.

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Okay, so hold on.

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So we are in like, essentially a foyer

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and there are two tunnels coming off of it, right?

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We just stay where we are.

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We could be able to hear either them talk about something

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or just wait until they pass if we stick to the walls, guys.

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Okay, I like, yeah.

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Okay, good.

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Doesn't have to be A or B.

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Pick mystery option C.

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I like it.

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You guys hug up against the walls,

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and these cult members and drakes converge on this central point,

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and they are speaking draconic.

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Perfect, I speak draconic.

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Me too.

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So everybody except Flint knows what's going on right now.

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But I mean, Bort can speak that shit knees in my head.

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Sure, Bort's relaying some information to you.

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I mean, it's all hands on deck, Russ.

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This is the last fucking kick of the can here.

261
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,080
No, it's good.

262
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,559
And Donnie can like do the psychic thing, you know.

263
00:11:59,120 --> 00:11:59,840
It makes sense.

264
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,919
You guys all understand what's happening.

265
00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:03,120
There's no secrets.

266
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:03,679
It's fine.

267
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,759
Just go kill the Tiamat dragon queen.

268
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,259
Perfect.

269
00:12:07,139 --> 00:12:11,139
You see the cultists walk up to the other group,

270
00:12:12,259 --> 00:12:13,620
and they begin talking.

271
00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,139
Hey there, bud.

272
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:19,939
So they took the sacrifices out there,

273
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,580
and it's all going to be real good.

274
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:26,899
We're getting real, real comfortable in this new abode

275
00:12:26,899 --> 00:12:29,220
and these new positions that we have here.

276
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:34,019
When Tiamat gets here, I hope we get all the things

277
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,139
that they've been promising us.

278
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:39,460
Now, I know we've been talking about this kind of a lot.

279
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,460
Once these sacrifices go down,

280
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,819
that's going to be a real big mess.

281
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:46,179
I don't know Tiamat's real position

282
00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:48,179
on keeping things too clean.

283
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:53,939
Yeah, well, that wasn't my job before.

284
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,500
No, it's going to be fine.

285
00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:58,819
Because we're so close to this,

286
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:03,220
I think all of our hard works are going to be paid off

287
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:03,860
real nice.

288
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:06,820
Uh, we were promised like gold and riches

289
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,300
and, uh, and treasure and stuff.

290
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,220
Tiamat will take care of all of you.

291
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,940
The boss has told me that Tiamat,

292
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,540
she's real good.

293
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,340
She's real nice.

294
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:18,980
Nothing to worry about here.

295
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,060
So yeah, sacrifices are in place.

296
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,180
All is good.

297
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,700
So what did you think about that, uh,

298
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,620
that stew I cooked up there the other night?

299
00:13:26,899 --> 00:13:28,820
Nobody, nobody said too much about it.

300
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:35,700
Yeah, I mean, it was real flavorful.

301
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,340
Yeah, flavorful.

302
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:41,140
I get Flynn and Nularaaa's attention

303
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,140
and I gesture to the right tunnel

304
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:48,900
and I slowly start to move to there

305
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,379
because it just seems like they're just milling around.

306
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:53,300
So the right was just the cultists?

307
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:54,420
Yes.

308
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,700
Because there's something to me

309
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,180
that makes me feel like they are higher up

310
00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:01,300
and would be like coming from the important place.

311
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:04,740
So I had the same instinct was to go that way.

312
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,300
Well, and also if they have sacrifices

313
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,220
and sacrifices are needed,

314
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:10,900
if they're needed,

315
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:14,020
if we can like fuck up their sacrifices somehow

316
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,260
that will hopefully give us some time

317
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,620
or fuck the whole thing up.

318
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,340
Some something.

319
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,700
So I'm gesturing and I'm like,

320
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:21,380
like really panting.

321
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:26,740
I'd be like, shh, creepy walking.

322
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,860
Not creepy walking.

323
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,740
As you get in behind this group,

324
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,420
everybody make a stealth check.

325
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,220
My rollin' lights out so far.

326
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,060
That's a 20 but not a...

327
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,140
Oh, I got a 10.

328
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,260
17.

329
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,300
You begin to walk away

330
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:52,340
and you feel the effects of the potion wearing off

331
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,060
and as you are rounding the corner

332
00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:02,100
Thea, your foot knocks some rocks loose

333
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,020
and the guard trick turns quickly

334
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,300
and sees you duck down the hall

335
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,940
and begins chasing after you.

336
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,620
Now hold on.

337
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:14,980
Hold on.

338
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:16,980
Wait a moment.

339
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:18,900
Wait a second.

340
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:28,340
So he sees me like...

341
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:30,500
Oh, fuck.

342
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:30,980
Never mind.

343
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,899
You're like translucent, I guess,

344
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:37,059
or like opaque because it's like wearing off.

345
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,539
I thought maybe he just saw like

346
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,299
the swish of my cloak or my foot.

347
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,579
Never mind.

348
00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:43,779
What I was going to do doesn't...

349
00:15:43,779 --> 00:15:46,980
I mean, it's like a 20 foot cavern

350
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,100
that you guys are walking through.

351
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,340
It's not like you guys are walking down narrow hallways.

352
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,060
Yeah, I know.

353
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,620
It's going to alter self to make me look like a drake

354
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,060
but whatever's good.

355
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,180
Yeah, no.

356
00:15:56,180 --> 00:16:00,100
He sees you and lets out a bark

357
00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:04,420
and that alerts the other cultists

358
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,259
who begin coming after you down the hall.

359
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,820
Roll for initiative.

360
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,460
Fuckin' sweet.

361
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,220
I was going to be so sad if we didn't get to fight

362
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,259
while I couldn't get hurt.

363
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,019
11.

364
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:17,379
It's so brutal.

365
00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:18,740
19.

366
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:19,940
15.

367
00:16:20,659 --> 00:16:21,300
Bad roll.

368
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,180
Bad roll, my friend.

369
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:22,580
Sorry.

370
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,060
Preparing for battle,

371
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:36,420
we zoom back outside to chaos of the charging cult force

372
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:40,580
running headlong into Zaz Tam's undead army.

373
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,580
The zombies and wights and ghosts

374
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,220
all putting up a valiant battle

375
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,620
taking down equal number cultists to their own forces.

376
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,700
Zaz Tam's red wizards high above in the airships

377
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,460
fire down rippling energy

378
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,860
clearing the way for their own army.

379
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,820
Cutting and carving their way through,

380
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,660
dragons begin swooping,

381
00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:08,900
blasting them with acid and fire and ice,

382
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,620
scooping them up in their giant maws

383
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,100
and throwing them across the battlefield.

384
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,259
We see in the sky,

385
00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:19,699
as the airship containing some of the red wizards

386
00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:23,859
is being charged by a young black dragon

387
00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:25,779
when suddenly from above

388
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:30,419
is crushed and charged down by an armored blue dragon.

389
00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:34,419
It is my friend and Sir Lygard Willidan.

390
00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:39,779
He screams a giant merciless battle roar

391
00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:42,259
as he plummets down to the ground

392
00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:46,259
atop my friend driving the black dragon to the earth

393
00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:49,619
met with a giant crushing explosion.

394
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:03,460
Okay, we're ready.

395
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:04,180
We rolled initiative.

396
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:04,819
Let's do this.

397
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,259
Let's fuck up some dudes.

398
00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,740
Flint, you're up first.

399
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,579
So are we like around the corner?

400
00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:12,579
Yes, you are around the corner.

401
00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:13,379
As they're rushing,

402
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:14,740
begin rushing towards you,

403
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,220
they are 30 to the closest,

404
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,460
60 to the farthest person.

405
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,659
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna,

406
00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:21,059
I'm gonna,

407
00:18:22,659 --> 00:18:26,819
gonna run towards the guy that is leading the pack

408
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:27,699
and just like,

409
00:18:27,699 --> 00:18:30,579
just slide kind of past him

410
00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:33,139
and give him a big old axe chop as I'm doing that.

411
00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:33,779
Nice.

412
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,019
That's going to be the guard Drake.

413
00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:36,339
Perfect.

414
00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:37,779
Well, we started from the bottom.

415
00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:38,259
Now we're here.

416
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:39,460
Let's do it.

417
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,939
It's accurate now.

418
00:18:41,939 --> 00:18:44,099
Your Drake shots are accurate now.

419
00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:45,779
So that's a 20 but not critical.

420
00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:48,819
You slide and you drag your axe along the side of it.

421
00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:50,579
15 damage.

422
00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:53,379
And it begins bleeding out the side of it.

423
00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:55,059
I kind of get up to my feet

424
00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:56,179
and as I do that,

425
00:18:56,179 --> 00:18:59,379
I give like a big old uppercut swing with my axe

426
00:18:59,379 --> 00:18:59,859
right in it,

427
00:18:59,859 --> 00:19:00,740
right in his chopper.

428
00:19:01,779 --> 00:19:02,500
28.

429
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,859
You get up to your feet

430
00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:06,819
and it looks at you as you swing your axe up.

431
00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:09,460
That is 13 damage.

432
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,059
And through its jaw

433
00:19:11,779 --> 00:19:14,100
and it splits its head open,

434
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,259
gray matter going onto the ceiling

435
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,860
and it slumps to the ground.

436
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,660
And I'm going to throw my Dwarven Thrower

437
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,900
at I'll say one of the cultists.

438
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,500
That is a 16.

439
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,819
Your Dwarven Thrower hits the center of this cultist chest.

440
00:19:32,819 --> 00:19:36,100
One of the largest looking of the cultists.

441
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,740
So 16 damage in total.

442
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,620
It's got studded armor that crumples underneath

443
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:45,140
and winds him as your thrower comes back to you.

444
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:48,900
It is some of the cultists turns

445
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,819
and they stop just beyond where this one was hit

446
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:57,700
and three of them from beneath a cloak

447
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,620
begin to unfurl wings.

448
00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:02,259
Three of them beneath one cloak?

449
00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,579
Like they're trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.

450
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,099
Like are they one on top of the other?

451
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:07,299
We thought it was one cultist

452
00:20:07,299 --> 00:20:08,899
but it's really three minions.

453
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:09,700
It's really winged something.

454
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:10,200
Yeah.

455
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:10,700
Jesus.

456
00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:12,099
Le badis!

457
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,099
Banana!

458
00:20:15,619 --> 00:20:18,579
No, three individual cultists

459
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,740
removing their cloaks,

460
00:20:21,779 --> 00:20:23,139
unfurl wings

461
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,379
and begin to fly towards you

462
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,099
with scimitar in hand.

463
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:29,460
What the hell are they?

464
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,700
I always assume cultists are humans.

465
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,200
Me too.

466
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,899
That's very race?

467
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,059
No, it's something-ist of us.

468
00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,419
It's something, yeah.

469
00:20:38,419 --> 00:20:41,460
One rushes forward and slices at Thea.

470
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:44,980
Its blade goes wide on both wide arcing swings.

471
00:20:46,339 --> 00:20:49,779
One swings at Flint and doesn't hit.

472
00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:53,940
The other one slices twice at Nularaaaa,

473
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:58,179
hitting once but the damage glints off

474
00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:01,139
and the runes glow where you are struck

475
00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:04,339
and it absorbs the energy of the strike.

476
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:05,480
Dope.

477
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,120
Is it like Black Panther's suit

478
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,279
where you can store the kinetic energy

479
00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:11,799
and then blow it back at people?

480
00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:13,000
That is sort of what I pictured

481
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,920
just as the runes glow

482
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,120
and then it kind of dissipates.

483
00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:18,519
It looks rad as fuck, you guys.

484
00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:19,960
Yeah, it sure has helped us.

485
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Thank God I'm not invisible anymore, right?

486
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,079
Right.

487
00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:25,079
Nularaaaa and Dany are off.

488
00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:25,579
Okay.

489
00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:29,319
I have got Dragon Slayer out

490
00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:31,799
and I guess I'm going to go for that one

491
00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:33,960
that just tried to go for me.

492
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,319
So that is a 25.

493
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:41,240
You slice up and into the air

494
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:45,799
and knock this winged creature down to the ground.

495
00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:46,680
11 damage.

496
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,079
And it is prone in front of you.

497
00:21:49,799 --> 00:21:52,759
Going to go for him again, 21.

498
00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:55,319
As the creature falls and hits the ground,

499
00:21:55,319 --> 00:21:59,000
you drive Dragon Slayer straight into his chest.

500
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,079
That is 9 damage.

501
00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:02,839
And you hear ribs crack

502
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,799
as he lets out a scream of pain.

503
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:07,579
Sweet.

504
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,159
Then my boy, Dany, is going to come in.

505
00:22:11,159 --> 00:22:13,399
Do you guys remember that Dany has two attacks?

506
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,599
I didn't, but he does.

507
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:15,099
No.

508
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,519
That's awesome, though.

509
00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:18,679
He is going to try to...

510
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,039
You know what?

511
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,000
The guy's prone,

512
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,480
so I think he should actually just fight him

513
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,679
because that makes sense.

514
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:27,799
That is an 11.

515
00:22:29,399 --> 00:22:30,759
11 does not hit.

516
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,599
Actually, no, he's prone.

517
00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:33,400
He gets advantage,

518
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,160
so you should get advantage on both of those rolls.

519
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,119
Oh, that one's better.

520
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,039
That's 22.

521
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,420
Okay.

522
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,920
And that one was 9, so it was still terrible.

523
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,119
So one bite.

524
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:48,920
He chomps deep into the neck of this winged creature.

525
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,599
And 10 damage.

526
00:22:50,599 --> 00:22:51,480
It lights out.

527
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,980
Sweet.

528
00:22:52,599 --> 00:22:54,920
Some more cultists turns,

529
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,440
and these ones are on foot.

530
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,599
They rush forward and two of them move to attack.

531
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,160
Rolling at disadvantage because I have my fucking cloak on.

532
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,520
Flint, the two that rush towards you

533
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,680
are swinging wildly, not connecting with you.

534
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,680
Two coming at Flint.

535
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,200
Two strikes connect with their scimitars.

536
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,080
You take 12 slashing damage.

537
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,240
Due to me being a heavy armor master,

538
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,520
I will take three less damage than the 12 you initially assigned me.

539
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,120
And one trying to avenge his friend

540
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,240
runs to Nulara and strikes at her.

541
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,800
But again, when the scimitar connects,

542
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:42,760
the damage is absorbed into the armor of invulnerability.

543
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,260
Thea.

544
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,360
It's my turn?

545
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:44,840
Yeah.

546
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,080
Okay.

547
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,360
Who's left over here?

548
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,360
Six on foot, two in the air.

549
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:48,840
Okay.

550
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,600
Well, I'm going to eldritch blast.

551
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,560
I can direct three beams.

552
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,360
So I'm going to direct two beams

553
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,800
in front of these two posers in front of me

554
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,480
that are just doing wild moves, but nothing else.

555
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,440
And then one of the flying creatures.

556
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:15,400
But before I do that, I call out Guacamole.

557
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,040
I need you, girl.

558
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,920
So Guac is out and ready to fucking party.

559
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,240
Roll her into the initiative.

560
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:25,960
Okay, here.

561
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,160
She is going to be directly after me.

562
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,160
Thea's eldritch blasts come out of her hands,

563
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,840
a purple luminescence that flies towards her attackers.

564
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,400
The first.

565
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,200
Oh, it's an add 20.

566
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,960
Strikes with an impressive force,

567
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,600
knocking the winged creature down to the ground.

568
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,360
The second.

569
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,240
26.

570
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,120
And third.

571
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,799
Third one is going to be 26.

572
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,640
You guys are doing it.

573
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,200
Love it.

574
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,319
Oh my God.

575
00:24:55,399 --> 00:24:57,639
The end of the thing.

576
00:24:57,639 --> 00:25:00,839
Amy finally learns how to roll a d20.

577
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:02,039
Very exciting for her.

578
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:06,039
Strike into their attackers, knocking them off bAlydince.

579
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,759
But they correct themselves and charge back into battle.

580
00:25:09,319 --> 00:25:10,759
Now y'all get him, Guac.

581
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,639
She is going to slash with her talons.

582
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,559
She just looks terrifying.

583
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:20,359
She rolled an eight.

584
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,639
They are terrified.

585
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,639
Wouldn't you be if a big owl came out of nowhere?

586
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,559
There's an owl.

587
00:25:31,559 --> 00:25:36,439
And then it is the big guy's turn who took the hammer to the chest.

588
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:44,439
And he too, from underneath a cloak, sprouts wings and flies directly towards Flint,

589
00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:46,839
almost following the hammer back to him.

590
00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:51,319
Swings at you with his short sword.

591
00:25:51,319 --> 00:25:54,439
So you're going to take six piercing damage

592
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,680
and seven acid damage.

593
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,519
Oh, that's fun.

594
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:05,160
As the short sword strikes into you as he flies to and past you.

595
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,160
Flint, since that guy delivered himself right to me,

596
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,720
I mean, I might as well just hack away at him.

597
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,000
It's like a 29.

598
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,160
As he's flying towards you, you catch him with your axe.

599
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,960
All right, so that's 11 damage on the first attack.

600
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,319
Bring him down to the ground and begin laying into him.

601
00:26:28,279 --> 00:26:31,559
A 25, 11 more damage on the second attack.

602
00:26:33,079 --> 00:26:34,519
And a 13.

603
00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:35,559
Does not hit.

604
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:40,680
He is still alive, but probably wishing that he wasn't right now.

605
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:51,400
As it is the winged cultist's turn, one of them stands back up and takes off with its wings

606
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,280
to come and attack via.

607
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:59,240
It slashes out at you again wildly, but connecting with one hit,

608
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,880
ending your advantage that the cloak gives you.

609
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,440
And you take six slashing damage and three cold damage.

610
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:13,240
The other flighted cultist gets a nat 20 on Nulara.

611
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,840
That doesn't fucking matter.

612
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,759
Not that I'm bitter or anything.

613
00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:20,280
You'll get to kill me eventually, Russ.

614
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,080
Don't worry about it.

615
00:27:21,079 --> 00:27:22,359
Yeah, it's coming, Russ, it's coming.

616
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,319
Patience, patience.

617
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,960
I got to find the word magic in here.

618
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,759
Magic.

619
00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:30,279
Also, fun to finally see that fucking armor in action.

620
00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:32,279
It's pretty badass.

621
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:41,079
Strikes into you with the scimitar and it seems like flames are coming up from the strikes,

622
00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:44,359
but still a no damage dealt.

623
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:44,919
Nulara.

624
00:27:45,639 --> 00:27:46,119
Ha ha.

625
00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:50,599
I mean, obviously I'm going to attack that guy because he's all up in my business.

626
00:27:51,639 --> 00:27:52,759
Uh, 18.

627
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:53,960
Yes.

628
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,399
13 damage.

629
00:27:55,399 --> 00:27:59,079
So your strike clips the wing of this creature.

630
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:00,359
Okay, one more.

631
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,639
Uh, no, probably not.

632
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:02,519
Only a 13.

633
00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:06,359
Then my boy, he'll just give a little chompy chomp.

634
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:07,480
Oh, and he does it this time.

635
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,519
It was a 25.

636
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:09,480
Yes.

637
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,679
What a good boy he is.

638
00:28:12,679 --> 00:28:14,439
That is 10 damage.

639
00:28:14,439 --> 00:28:15,399
Oh, Donnie.

640
00:28:15,399 --> 00:28:15,879
Donnie.

641
00:28:16,679 --> 00:28:17,399
He was embarrassed.

642
00:28:17,399 --> 00:28:20,679
He missed twice to the prone guy last time.

643
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:27,640
And it falls to the ground as Donnie catches it midair and crushes its spine in his mouth.

644
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,320
Oh yeah, he does.

645
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,160
Damn, Donnie.

646
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,039
Vicious.

647
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:32,920
I love it.

648
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,120
Who else is nearby?

649
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,640
What about the guy that was near me?

650
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,240
Who else can he spine crush?

651
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,880
Well, there's three, three dudes around Flint.

652
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,840
There's one walking dude near you.

653
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,200
So there is another guy near you.

654
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,519
Okay.

655
00:28:44,519 --> 00:28:45,960
Well, I guess Donnie will try and bite him.

656
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,640
I'm not going to come like kill the guy that you just killed.

657
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,600
Yeah, exactly.

658
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,120
Like, I'm not going to Salazar.

659
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,720
Also, where is that dude?

660
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,640
But I mean, in the order of things, that guy is up before I'm up again.

661
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,000
So like, if you did happen to kill him, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

662
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,520
Dude, he's like gurgling on the ground.

663
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,880
I'm just saying he's probably going to bust out some sort of crazy blood magic

664
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,480
when Russ gets his next turn with him.

665
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,280
But now you said that it seems like cheating somehow for me to go.

666
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,280
Yeah, that doesn't seem right.

667
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,680
So he'll do the other guy that's just wandering around, I guess.

668
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,879
Donnie's going to try and bite him.

669
00:29:21,879 --> 00:29:23,240
He's minding his own business.

670
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,839
That is a 19.

671
00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:29,079
So that is eight damage to him.

672
00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:34,680
He takes a huge chunk out of this guy's side as he yells and it echoes down the hall.

673
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:44,839
The two that are on Flint, one of them strikes you with his scimitar

674
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,240
and you take six slashing damage.

675
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,640
Of the two that are on you, Thea, one of them strikes you with a natural 20

676
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,520
and you will take 12.

677
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,520
Okay, I took my damage.

678
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,000
Look at me.

679
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,040
21 points of damage already.

680
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,280
We're in the mouth of the motherfucking cave.

681
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:11,000
One of the able-bodied cultists begins running down the leftmost tunnel

682
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,920
and it is your turn.

683
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,560
Well, good.

684
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,240
I'm going to kill him.

685
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,519
I'm going to hit him with Guiding Bolt.

686
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:19,800
Oh, that's a fun one.

687
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:26,920
I'm going to make a range spell attack for 21.

688
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,320
4d6 radiant damage.

689
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,080
10 damage, 10 radiant damage.

690
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,400
A flash of light comes out from your hands and strikes this cultist in the back

691
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:46,920
and his skin begins to boil as he lets out a whimpered cry and falls to the ground.

692
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:52,280
And now also, he's totally glowy and a dim mystic light is coming from him

693
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:56,519
and the next attack roll made against him has advantage.

694
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,120
That's fun.

695
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,880
It sounded like Russ said he was dead, but was that not the case?

696
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,600
Was he dead?

697
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,040
I mean, his skin bubbled and he fell to the ground.

698
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,480
I didn't get that either, Amy.

699
00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:09,400
I just thought he had fallen flat.

700
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,000
I mean, you don't know that he's dead, so you don't know if he's dead.

701
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,880
Well, you can kick a man while he's dead.

702
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,720
Sure, yeah, absolutely.

703
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,839
I mean, you would think any attack roll would have advantage against him then.

704
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:22,940
Gwak.

705
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,519
Gwak is going to...

706
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,440
What's left?

707
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,480
Like, what's happening here?

708
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,240
So I've got a couple guys at my feet, don't I?

709
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:33,880
Yeah.

710
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,799
All right, Gwak's going to try for one of them again.

711
00:31:35,799 --> 00:31:37,159
I say, okay, girl, you can do it.

712
00:31:37,159 --> 00:31:39,960
Come on, just focus, just focus.

713
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,599
She rolls a 21.

714
00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:43,240
Good girl.

715
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,279
So this is slashing damage.

716
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:50,519
She gets 2d6 plus one, so it's eight.

717
00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:56,279
She sinks her talons into this cultist and begins lifting him off the ground

718
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:02,519
and drops him to the ground, flaying his shoulders as she does so.

719
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:13,160
The gurgling cultists on the ground below Flint's feet, you hear a rumble come from his chest

720
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,799
and a plume of acid comes out of his mouth and towards you.

721
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,079
Oh, God.

722
00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:28,039
That's a 24, so that's going to be 22 acid damage that comes to your face.

723
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,839
Oh, hey there.

724
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,639
Welcome to the middle part.

725
00:32:38,759 --> 00:32:40,279
Is that what that's called?

726
00:32:40,279 --> 00:32:41,079
The middle part.

727
00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:44,359
It's our podcast within a podcast where we talk about different hairstyles.

728
00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:45,960
That's right.

729
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,319
Oh, good one.

730
00:32:47,319 --> 00:32:50,359
Hey, it's me, your dungeon master, Russ More with all these other friends.

731
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,119
Just some randos.

732
00:32:52,119 --> 00:32:53,079
Just random friends.

733
00:32:53,879 --> 00:32:55,400
We just wandered in.

734
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,359
This is still a new thing for me to have other people do this part,

735
00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:01,000
so you can introduce yourselves if you'd like to.

736
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,680
They probably already know who we are.

737
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,559
I don't even know why I introduced myself in this middle part

738
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:07,559
because I've already done so,

739
00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:09,799
and they've already listened for at least half an hour.

740
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:13,240
Hey, it's me, the same guy you've been listening to for the past half hour,

741
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:17,319
just in case you've forgotten and you have some memento kind of thing happening.

742
00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:19,240
Oh, is there a memento situation?

743
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,799
This is probably why I didn't have you guys in this part.

744
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,279
Probably.

745
00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:24,599
Welcome together.

746
00:33:24,599 --> 00:33:28,279
Thanks for joining us for episode 76 of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

747
00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:30,440
Into the Well, part one.

748
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,200
If you're liking what you're listening to so far, and we really hope you are,

749
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,640
why don't you come over and visit us on Patreon?

750
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,480
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon.

751
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,840
Nope, still no.

752
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,640
No, son of a bitch.

753
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,559
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

754
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:46,759
You gotta say it with confidence.

755
00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:50,759
Ah, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

756
00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:55,080
Over there, we have an amazing community filled with awesome people who support us

757
00:33:55,080 --> 00:34:00,039
and who we love so dearly and help make this podcast what it is.

758
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,119
And also other stuff for you.

759
00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:08,199
A community and other episodes you can listen to and other content you can see.

760
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:12,679
And just like, you know, you can see our dumb faces once a month if you want.

761
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:13,480
I don't recommend it.

762
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,199
This is true.

763
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,199
But no, no, we do have dumb faces.

764
00:34:16,759 --> 00:34:19,960
I love how that's the sell for gook hang always for Carla.

765
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,800
It's like you can just see our dumb faces.

766
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,239
Well, it's certainly not for the content.

767
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,719
Well, yeah, there's, I mean, very rarely good content in the Google Hangout,

768
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,199
but it is fun.

769
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,320
Oh, it's always gold.

770
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,360
You can chat with us about D&D or other.

771
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,640
Mostly it's just us talking about like pop culture nonsense, but whatever.

772
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,440
It's kind of just you get to hang out with us like friends.

773
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,640
Yeah, and we are.

774
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:42,600
We're all like friends.

775
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,720
And you can cat chat with everybody else in Patreon in there.

776
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,800
You can cat chat.

777
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,680
There's lots of cats.

778
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,800
People seem to prefer dogs more so, but there are several people named Cat.

779
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,000
Yep, Cat or Cathy or all those sorts of people.

780
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,719
So Patreon just for a dollar a month gets you into those bonus episodes.

781
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,559
Two dollars gets you that gook hang and it kind of goes up from there.

782
00:35:05,559 --> 00:35:07,480
But if you're unable to join us on Patreon,

783
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:11,480
there are still other ways that you can help us out.

784
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,440
Not only by listing because we certainly appreciate that.

785
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,039
But if you can't commit to the monthly pledge of Patreon,

786
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:21,960
there are ratings and reviews that you can do to help out the show that put us

787
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:27,480
in front of more eyes, more people and move us up on the old charts,

788
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:33,559
if that matters, or just send us something that you kind of like about the show.

789
00:35:33,559 --> 00:35:34,599
Like some of these people.

790
00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:40,039
So this retune, this retune, this reviews from iTunes by ALex the DMBE.

791
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,679
This show is a friggin blast.

792
00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:46,760
The interactions of the players with the DM is hilarious and the production quality

793
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,039
gets amazing.

794
00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:51,800
I was smiling the whole time I listened to this and laughed out loud multiple times.

795
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,920
Seriously, this is a hilarious show with a quick witted cast

796
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,680
who play off each other so well.

797
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:01,400
If you like TTRPG actual plays, this is one of the best out there.

798
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,120
Thank you so much.

799
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,400
That's an amazing review.

800
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,920
And let me just preface this.

801
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,519
I say this every time, but every single time we get a review

802
00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:12,760
or anything on Facebook, it absolutely blows my mind.

803
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,560
It's amazing.

804
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,680
This review called, let's see here.

805
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,200
Lots of fun.

806
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,120
And it's by J-Man Weird.

807
00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:22,759
Hey guys, F-72 was lots of fun.

808
00:36:22,759 --> 00:36:25,159
We just wanted to wish you all the best with Tiamat.

809
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:28,759
Thumbs up emoji and then a egg in a frying pan emoji?

810
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,480
Yeah, that's like a crazy face emoji.

811
00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:36,920
Oh, I just had two other small little squares,

812
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,239
so I could not see the other emojis.

813
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,880
Yeah, no, it's a crazy face, a thumbs up, bacon,

814
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,239
and then an egg in a frying pan.

815
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,960
Emojis have never spoken to me as much as they have right now.

816
00:36:46,839 --> 00:36:49,880
I'm going to go into this battle with a confidence of a weird face.

817
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,440
Thumbs up, bacon, and a fried egg.

818
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,039
Good.

819
00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:55,240
Sounds like a lot of confidence.

820
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,559
This is from Laura Ojetalo.

821
00:36:59,559 --> 00:37:01,400
This is a Facebook review.

822
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,720
I found these guys when I realized that you can actually listen

823
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,640
to people playing D&D in Spotify.

824
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,400
I'm new to listening to any kind of podcast.

825
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,240
I'm a Finnish woman living and working in Spain

826
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,280
and found role playing in D&D here in Spain about three years ago.

827
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,480
Our group of D&D and role gaming is separating this spring

828
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,119
because some of us are moving back to Finland, which is sad.

829
00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:20,199
So I started to Google the rise of Tiamat,

830
00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:26,679
which Dumbgeons and Dragons Group is playing now.

831
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:29,719
We are almost at the end of Horde of the Dragon Queen with our group.

832
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,519
Somehow after jumping from link to link, I found them in Spotify

833
00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:35,719
and it was love at first sight or maybe at first listening

834
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,639
or however it's supposed to be said in English.

835
00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:38,839
She's correct.

836
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,920
There is no good way to say that in English.

837
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,960
She nailed it.

838
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,799
I started to listen then from the first episode

839
00:37:43,799 --> 00:37:45,159
and I'm loving every moment of it.

840
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:47,239
I'm now on episode 32, so I'm catching up.

841
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,840
I'm honestly laughing out loud and really enjoying what they are doing here.

842
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,040
Also listening to these Canadian people does great for my English,

843
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,880
which I will back up because of that incredible,

844
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,360
very well written review.

845
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,280
Thank you so much.

846
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,000
Imagine trying to write her an amazing review.

847
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,120
No, I can't do it.

848
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,640
In her language, which is Finnish.

849
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,480
It wouldn't sound.

850
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,000
She's amazing.

851
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,320
It wouldn't even be intelligible at all.

852
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,440
But you know what is intelligible?

853
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,639
Sarah McWilliams who reviewed us on Facebook and she says,

854
00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:21,480
this is my new obsession.

855
00:38:22,679 --> 00:38:23,159
Creepy.

856
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:23,639
I like that.

857
00:38:23,639 --> 00:38:24,039
I love it.

858
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,159
If you're a fan of D&D or just going on an adventure with four people

859
00:38:29,159 --> 00:38:31,400
who will quickly feel like your best friends,

860
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,760
you should start listening.

861
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,280
Enjoy the new ear candy.

862
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,240
I think that part should be, if it's an obsession,

863
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,599
I think, sorry, let me try it again.

864
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:39,960
You should start listening.

865
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,880
Enjoy the new ear candy.

866
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,559
I like it.

867
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:44,920
I like it.

868
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,800
So many reasons why you did these alone.

869
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,480
So many reasons.

870
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,079
So many reasons.

871
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,519
It's okay though.

872
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:53,159
We're in it.

873
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:53,880
We're in it now.

874
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:56,920
Thank you to everybody who left us a review.

875
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,280
We really appreciate you.

876
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,159
You're all amazing.

877
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,400
If you are so inclined to write us a review,

878
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,840
we will gladly read it right here.

879
00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:06,119
We'll do it.

880
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,360
We promise and swear.

881
00:39:10,039 --> 00:39:12,920
We might forget about it at some point and then come back to it

882
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,960
because that's what we do too.

883
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:15,960
Yep.

884
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,480
We're slightly scatterbrained like that,

885
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,039
but I think it lends a certain charm.

886
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,240
Oh, unreliable is what they call us.

887
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,119
That's what they call us.

888
00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:28,119
Links for all the things that we mentioned today

889
00:39:28,119 --> 00:39:29,639
can be found in the description,

890
00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:33,159
including our Discord, the Dumbgeons and Dragons Discord,

891
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:36,920
where patrons get exclusive channels access as well.

892
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,320
Everybody can just come and join and chat about the show

893
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,159
and about food and movies and also D&D.

894
00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:48,359
And also you can join us on the Reckless Play Guild Facebook group

895
00:39:48,359 --> 00:39:50,839
where we've joined up with End of Time and Other Bothers,

896
00:39:50,839 --> 00:39:52,599
Dark Dice, and The Lucky Die.

897
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:56,519
And we chat all four of our shows and Dumbgeons and Dragons

898
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:59,239
and it's a great time over there in Facebook.

899
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,440
Final thanks to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere and music

900
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,239
in today's episode.

901
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,000
Make sure you check them out at sirenscape.com

902
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,279
to bring your games to life.

903
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:09,480
The next episode will be out next Wednesday,

904
00:40:09,559 --> 00:40:18,519
March, opening a calendar, March 20th where we get to part two of Into the Well

905
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,480
and we get closer to the maybe Rise of Tiamat.

906
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,559
Oh, come on Ross, you know it's inevitable.

907
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:28,039
It's into the inevitable Rise of Tiamat.

908
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:29,559
So let's get back into the game.

909
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:31,719
Enjoy the rest of the episode.

910
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:32,599
Have a great week.

911
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,240
We'll talk soon.

912
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:39,400
I mean, I told you all it was coming.

913
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,120
You did.

914
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,400
You did say that.

915
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,480
Now, this is acid, not poison, correct?

916
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,360
This is acid.

917
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,920
You're wishing for poison, aren't you?

918
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,880
Oh, every time.

919
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,200
Flint, we're back to you.

920
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,480
Sweet.

921
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,400
Well, that acid bath was fun.

922
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,880
You have baby soft skin now, though, because that's true.

923
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,040
How many layers did that peel off?

924
00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:00,539
Yeah.

925
00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:03,800
Yeah, can I murder this guy finally?

926
00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:05,239
Maybe.

927
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,519
We'd all like it if you did.

928
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:08,360
You also got two other dudes on you.

929
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,360
OK, well, it's murder time for this other dude.

930
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,800
So that's a 23 for the guy on the ground.

931
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,360
You swing your axe down almost like as he's shooting up this acid,

932
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,800
you're swinging your axe down.

933
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,800
So you take this face of acid and the axe connects with his head.

934
00:41:24,759 --> 00:41:28,039
Does the acid happen to like ricochet off the axe

935
00:41:28,039 --> 00:41:29,880
and hit one of the other guys that's standing nearby?

936
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,800
Like, I'm still taking it, but.

937
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,279
Sure, yeah, that'll each take some acid damage.

938
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,039
You don't know.

939
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:36,840
I like that.

940
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,320
Until you ask, right?

941
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,079
The acid cloud spreads to the other cultist to your side.

942
00:41:41,639 --> 00:41:45,880
I'll turn to the guy on the right and give a big like overhand,

943
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,639
two hand chop down on him.

944
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,360
So that's a 27.

945
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,679
With your big cleave through.

946
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:53,880
12 damage.

947
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:59,000
And the acid damage he took previously, he is dismembered on the ground.

948
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,679
I'll spin around and some sort of, you know,

949
00:42:02,679 --> 00:42:06,199
tree like chop into his midsection should do the job.

950
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,400
19.

951
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:07,639
Yep.

952
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:09,639
Nine damage.

953
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:13,800
Again, with the combined damage you cleave this man through.

954
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,719
Well, just feels like home covered in blood.

955
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:20,360
Perfect.

956
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,840
Before my turn ends, I'm going to use my second wind

957
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,280
and it's a bonus action to recover some hit points.

958
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,760
So it's 1d10 plus my fighter level.

959
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:30,119
Nice.

960
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,420
21.

961
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,639
It's like nothing happened.

962
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:40,760
The final winged one sets off down the hall to the right at a brisk pace.

963
00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:47,159
He dashes down the hall and it is new Laura's turn.

964
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,280
Damn it.

965
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:49,320
Yeah.

966
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,119
I have fleet of foot is one of my feats.

967
00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:54,840
So I can use dash as a bonus action.

968
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,519
So I don't know how that works.

969
00:42:56,519 --> 00:42:57,719
Like, because he got a head.

970
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,800
Does he have a head start or can I catch him?

971
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,200
Yeah, you'd be there and able to swing at him with your full attacks as well.

972
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,080
Great.

973
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:09,800
I want to not let him alert more bad guys.

974
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:15,000
We've only made it into the entrance as a 27.

975
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,480
Knocking him to the ground, you catch up to him.

976
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,600
Seven damage.

977
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,040
Men are now on top of him as you take your second swing.

978
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,800
Only 16.

979
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,600
Still hits.

980
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,480
That one was 14 damage, which is much better.

981
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,200
Where do you drive your sword into this creature?

982
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,880
Well, he was already prone.

983
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:34,360
Yeah.

984
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,360
Like I knocked him down on the first one on his face.

985
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,920
So on his on his on his tum tum.

986
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:44,440
Oh, anything I say now feels mean.

987
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,680
But yeah, I guess I'm going to stab him through the neck.

988
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:49,800
Yeah.

989
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,040
With a gurgling mess.

990
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,600
You stab him through his neck and he is dead beneath your feet.

991
00:43:56,679 --> 00:44:00,119
Donnie's still in the room because he obviously didn't dash with me,

992
00:44:00,119 --> 00:44:01,719
but we were fighting a guy.

993
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,039
Yeah, there's one guy.

994
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:05,880
I like that he's just become a guy.

995
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,880
Just a guy.

996
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,639
Just a faceless, nameless guy.

997
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:11,019
16.

998
00:44:11,799 --> 00:44:12,299
Yes.

999
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,159
And so this is just bite again.

1000
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:16,759
That's five damage.

1001
00:44:16,759 --> 00:44:22,039
He takes a good chunk out of this man's back as he's swirling around.

1002
00:44:22,039 --> 00:44:24,840
And he'll do it again.

1003
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,079
And that is a 12.

1004
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:28,279
12 does not hit, no.

1005
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,320
And it is those final cultists turns.

1006
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:37,960
There are still two on Thea who you have started your turn.

1007
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,559
So your thing comes back.

1008
00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:43,000
So they swing wildly at you again.

1009
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,960
And the one that got bit by Donnie swings at Donnie,

1010
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,000
but critically misses.

1011
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,639
So he falls to the ground as he's thrown off bAlydince by the bite in his back.

1012
00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:55,800
Thea.

1013
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:00,760
Thea is going to Eldritch Blast again.

1014
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,440
No, they're the last two left, aren't they?

1015
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,239
They're the two that are on you.

1016
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,039
And then Donnie's fighting with one that just got knocked to the ground.

1017
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,880
He's not dead, but there's one that got knocked.

1018
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,400
Oh, well, I'm going to do three bolts.

1019
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,559
So why wouldn't that one guy?

1020
00:45:11,559 --> 00:45:11,960
Spread the love around.

1021
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,760
Why wouldn't I?

1022
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,880
Yeah, sure.

1023
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,380
Okay.

1024
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:18,679
So the first bolt to the one that Donnie's on top of.

1025
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,559
Is only a 14.

1026
00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:21,960
We'll hit.

1027
00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:22,920
Okay.

1028
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,480
Well, then I guess 20 will hit.

1029
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,280
And as will a 26.

1030
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:34,119
So they get 10.

1031
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:34,519
Nice.

1032
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:35,960
Seven.

1033
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:37,719
Also nice.

1034
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:38,599
And nine.

1035
00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:39,719
Damn, Amy.

1036
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:40,519
Damn, Amy.

1037
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,519
Can we just play like four more sessions while Amy's rolling dice?

1038
00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:47,960
I know these are like the hottest her dices have been ever.

1039
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,440
Three massive purple eldritch blasts come out from your hands

1040
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,760
and you shoot them at these cultists

1041
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,880
and they are blown back and into the walls.

1042
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,119
Except for the one that's right on the ground.

1043
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:05,320
And they take an extra three damage as they hit the walls

1044
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,519
and crumple to the ground, seemingly dead.

1045
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:12,519
The only uncertain one that you are aware of

1046
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:16,840
is the one that you blasted that was running down the left hallway.

1047
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,720
But otherwise, everybody else is dispatched.

1048
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,800
Can I say walk over?

1049
00:46:23,079 --> 00:46:23,800
See if she can.

1050
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:25,160
Stab him?

1051
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,120
No, she doesn't, though.

1052
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,760
She can tell if he's dead.

1053
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,320
See if we can like talk to this dude, get some answers.

1054
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:31,559
Yeah.

1055
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:32,680
Can she see if he's dead?

1056
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,559
She like lands on top of him.

1057
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:36,760
Okay.

1058
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,880
What do you want to do?

1059
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,120
Because I want her because he's like.

1060
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,120
He's like face down on the floor.

1061
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,840
Yeah.

1062
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,559
So I want her to like turn him over.

1063
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,240
Yeah, he flops over and with a death rattle

1064
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:55,559
appears to be no more in this world.

1065
00:46:56,519 --> 00:46:59,000
Well, I would think his horribly burnt back

1066
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,559
would be very painful to be rolled over on too.

1067
00:47:01,559 --> 00:47:02,840
So he was alive.

1068
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:05,720
Also, the death rattle gave it away.

1069
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,440
Right?

1070
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,160
Yeah.

1071
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,640
So did one that one ran down the left hall

1072
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,200
and the other one went down the right hall?

1073
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,760
You chased ran down the right hall.

1074
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,680
That doesn't tell us anything, you guys.

1075
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,440
Tricky.

1076
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,240
Well, except that the guy running down

1077
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,760
the right hall probably.

1078
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,080
Oh, I don't know.

1079
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,600
I see we just continue right.

1080
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,200
Guys, should we just keep going this way?

1081
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,440
Yeah, it makes it makes sense.

1082
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,040
Let's just be consistent.

1083
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,120
And then if we have to backtrack, we can remember.

1084
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,640
That was new.

1085
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,880
We'll just come back to the room with all the bodies in it.

1086
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,680
We won't remember.

1087
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,400
So you continue on down the hall

1088
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,599
and it carries on for approximately like 200 to 250 feet.

1089
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:52,039
As you keep going, you hear muffled voices ahead of you.

1090
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:54,920
But then it forks again.

1091
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,960
Yulara, you can tell that the path to the right

1092
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,920
seems to skirt along the side of the mountain.

1093
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,680
Whereas the path to the left, you see more openings

1094
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,240
down the hall as far as you can see.

1095
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:16,200
It appears to be moving towards the center of the volcano.

1096
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,080
Which way do you think we should go, Yulara?

1097
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,840
Well, if we go right, which we literally just said

1098
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,440
was what we were going to keep doing,

1099
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,440
it all seems like it kind of keeps us around

1100
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,480
the perimeter a bit more.

1101
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,440
If we go left, that's heading in.

1102
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,680
But it seems like there's a lot more tunnel options in there,

1103
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,320
which means things are going to get more complicated.

1104
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,039
But do we think he's near the center?

1105
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:49,000
If I were an evil dude trying to raise a fucking dragon lady,

1106
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,880
I'd want to be around a volcano center.

1107
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:54,360
Me too.

1108
00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:58,360
He can have the most people between him

1109
00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,800
and the outside protecting him.

1110
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,600
And if they're drawing on the elements as well,

1111
00:49:05,559 --> 00:49:07,480
I mean, you'd want to be near the center.

1112
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:07,980
Yeah.

1113
00:49:08,839 --> 00:49:09,880
So left?

1114
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:11,319
Left it is.

1115
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,960
You begin moving down the hall

1116
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,960
and there are multiple openings the further down you go.

1117
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,920
The first pair you come to, it splits off left and right.

1118
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:29,079
You hear as you approach muffled voices to your left.

1119
00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:32,679
Can I get real close up against the wall

1120
00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:34,279
and try to listen and know what they're saying?

1121
00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:38,039
Does Thea have a cup that she can put up against the wall?

1122
00:49:39,639 --> 00:49:44,119
Could I get guacamole since we talk palatathically?

1123
00:49:49,559 --> 00:49:50,199
Shut up, Tom.

1124
00:49:51,159 --> 00:49:52,599
Telepathically.

1125
00:49:52,599 --> 00:49:53,319
I said that.

1126
00:49:53,319 --> 00:49:55,559
She is keen hearing and sight.

1127
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,759
She has, like on perception checks, she has advantage.

1128
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,199
She speaks common to me.

1129
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:05,639
My mind?

1130
00:50:05,639 --> 00:50:06,519
Yeah, absolutely.

1131
00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:07,319
She does.

1132
00:50:07,319 --> 00:50:09,400
She does not, however, speak draconic.

1133
00:50:12,199 --> 00:50:14,839
She just sends me pictures of like dragon, dragon, dragon.

1134
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:17,799
Pictograms, dragon.

1135
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:23,079
Can I make a perception check of listening real hard?

1136
00:50:23,079 --> 00:50:25,159
How close are you getting to this opening

1137
00:50:25,159 --> 00:50:28,119
as you go before you start making these checks?

1138
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:32,199
Because that's also going to determine like stealth rules and stuff.

1139
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,240
Right now, you're about 60 feet down the hall

1140
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,160
before the first openings.

1141
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,840
And it's low muffled rumblings.

1142
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,880
You can't really hear anything more than the...

1143
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,760
I changed my mind.

1144
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,560
I don't want to...

1145
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,640
I think we should just keep going, guys.

1146
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,200
Yeah.

1147
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:53,160
Like if Severin's the goal, like we think he's in, let's go.

1148
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,080
Eyes on the prize.

1149
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,040
Okay, so we're walking past these openings, yes?

1150
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,400
Quickly.

1151
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,040
In a sneaky way.

1152
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,040
I feel bad about it now, but yes.

1153
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,519
Everybody make a stealth check.

1154
00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:06,360
Damn it, I didn't want a stealth check.

1155
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,559
Fuck, I got a nine.

1156
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:12,039
I got a 16.

1157
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,000
Well, I got an eight, so...

1158
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,519
That's not just me.

1159
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:26,039
As you're walking by, Flint nimblefootedly is skipping ahead.

1160
00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:28,759
I feel like he's doing like cartwheels, like ha, ha.

1161
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:34,040
Amazingly, his armor is making little to no noise in this moment.

1162
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,320
It's amazing.

1163
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,520
Nularaaaa, you look to the left as you go,

1164
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:45,160
and you lock eyes with the room of cultists who are staring back at you.

1165
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,240
Thea, you look to the right and you see an empty chamber

1166
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:53,000
that is soaked in the corners with blood and bile.

1167
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:57,800
And it looks like it is where the prisoners may have been kept.

1168
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:02,040
As the cultists stand up from the table they're at

1169
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,600
and draw their weapons charging towards you,

1170
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,360
we find ourselves back outside.

1171
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:14,360
The battle for Faerun and all of Toriel raging on.

1172
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,080
Persons on all sides dropping to the ground,

1173
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,400
sacrificing their lives for what they believe.

1174
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:27,400
When we look, we see the cyclone growing stronger above the Well of Dragons.

1175
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:34,440
Faint, light auras can be seen leaving the deceased bodies from the battlefield,

1176
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:40,440
rising up into the sky and into the heart of the cyclone.

1177
00:52:51,400 --> 00:53:06,280
Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io

1178
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,559
and Scott Buckley at scottbuckley.com.au.

1179
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,240
Can I ask a question?

1180
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:12,940
No.

1181
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,360
No, the question period has passed.

1182
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,440
No, I was with the P time.

1183
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,240
That was not the time to ask questions.

1184
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:26,120
And you hear them talking about how they have the...

1185
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:29,640
They have the...

1186
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,600
Why is the word leaving me?

1187
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,080
Don't, no, just wait.

1188
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,000
It's an easy word.

1189
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,280
Yeah, it's that timer that turns the hour glass.

1190
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,680
It's not an hour that you couldn't even think of the word.

1191
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,400
The joke would have been better had I could have thought of it.

1192
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,280
It's the timer.

1193
00:53:51,639 --> 00:53:53,639
It's so much better that you didn't remember.

1194
00:53:55,079 --> 00:53:56,360
Something about that word.

1195
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,480
True to form.

1196
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,920
The damage is absorbed into the...

1197
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,720
That's not a shield.

1198
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:04,440
The sheep?

1199
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,160
The armor of invulnerability.

1200
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,440
She says a sheep that's just like...

1201
00:54:11,079 --> 00:54:12,760
I call out guacamole.

1202
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,599
Okay.

1203
00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:15,480
I need you, girl.

1204
00:54:16,199 --> 00:54:19,719
Oh, God.

1205
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,880
She somehow turned into a dove.

1206
00:54:23,639 --> 00:54:29,079
One of them strikes you with a natural 20 and you will take 12.

1207
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:33,079
12 slashing damage.

1208
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,599
What did you roll to hit me?

1209
00:54:36,599 --> 00:54:37,719
A natural 20.

1210
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:38,679
Well, I don't like that.

1211
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,599
That's what I said.

1212
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,920
Hits you with a natural 20.

1213
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,119
I don't like it.

1214
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,800
This is how much I listen to Russ when he speaks.

1215
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,039
Yeah, but what did you roll?

1216
00:54:54,119 --> 00:54:54,840
Sorry, I just went...

1217
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,360
For real, I'm going to need to know what you roll.

1218
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:01,079
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